Saturday, December 10, 2005

.chuck norris does not sleep. He waits.


Dave Eyre just told me that. He also says that Chuck Norris does not go hunting, as that implies possibility of failure. He goes killing.
Thank you, Dad. Because you made Meags and I watch "the sidekick" as children, we can now tap into a whole new world of 80's used-to-suck but-is-now-so-cool-you-cant-hardly-stand-it-ness.
I have a red lump of wax on top of my computer moniter. Its name is Lumpy...it has a cute little happy face pressed into it. It's made from the wax shells of Babybels. I made it a friend today, from the yellow shells of Swiss cheese style Babybels. It doesn't have a happyface though. It sort of looks like its giving an important speech, and Lumpy is looking on in dopey admiration. I need a pet. comment assignment: name Lumpy's speech giving yellow friend. And tell me, what is a postmodern approach to post-conversion evangelism?
Well, I slept for nine hours between 3 pm and midnight, so now I dont need to sleep AT ALL. So all night dance party it is. Actually I lied. I just downloaded DC talk and I'm going to listen to it. Don't tell.

3 comments:

shine.is.dead said...

post-modern approach to post-conversion evangalism? You lost me there. As for Lumpy's friend, how about "Bumpy."

Lumpy and Bumpy sounds funny at least.

.letting go said...

Lumpy's friend should be called... squid.

Lumpy and Squid.

and post conversion evangelism... what? like... discipleship? Is that what you're getting at?

Shannon. said...

yeah. I mean discipleship. My christianese is getting rusty.